Restraining orders

Famous people who have taken out a restraining order on me (one is a lie):

1.     Freddy Krueger;

2.     Heinrich Himmler;

3.     Norman Vincent Peale;

4.     Dolly Madison;

5.     Ted Bundy;

6.     The Nairobi Trio (class action suit);

7.     Tim DeFilippi (my conjoined twin);

8.     Juarez, Mexico (both city and adjoining counties);

9.     Jesus;

10.  The United Jewish Defense Fund;

11.  Oatmeal.