Famous
people who have taken out a restraining order on me (one is a lie):
1.
Freddy
Krueger;
2.
Heinrich
Himmler;
3.
Norman
Vincent Peale;
4.
Dolly
Madison;
5.
Ted
Bundy;
6.
The
Nairobi Trio (class action suit);
7.
Tim
DeFilippi (my conjoined twin);
8.
Juarez,
Mexico (both city and adjoining counties);
9.
Jesus;
10. The United Jewish Defense Fund;
11. Oatmeal.
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