Monday, September 11, 2017

Click

Click!  Oh, dammit, the TV went on, but the cable is still off.  I’m not getting up.
Click!  No, now the cable’s on, but the TV went off. I’m not getting up.
Click! Nope, they switched off/on again. Out of sync. I’m not getting up.
Click, click!  Good!  They’re both on.  But the sound box went off, dammit.  I’m not getting up.
Click!  Sound box is on.  Cable and TV are off again. I’m not getting up.
Click, click, click!  Oh, all three are off, but that’s a good sign, really.  They should be in sync now.
Click! Nope.  TV on, cable off, just like when we started. I’m not getting up.

I’ll just wait here on the couch until someone walks by.

5 comments:

  1. Enter a comment? I gotta type here? I can't just click an emoji and be done with it?

    Nuts.

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  2. "Alexa, help Jim De."
    "I'm sorry, some things are beyond even me. Is there anything else I can do for you?"

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    1. It just so happens that Alexa and I have a very nice relationship. You must have caught her in a bad mood.

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  3. "Alexa, help Jim De."
    "I'm sorry, some things are beyond even me. Is there anything else I can do for you?"

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